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Bernstein Leonard
Wonderful Town
One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man
Betty Comden and Adolph Green
music by Leonard Bernstein

RUTH


NOW THE FIRST WAY TO LOSE A MAN --

YOU�VE MET A CHARMING FELLOW AND YOU�RE OUT FOR A SPIN.
THE MOTOR FAILS AND HE JUST WEARS A HELPLESS GRIN,
DON�T BAT YOUR EYES AND SAY, �WHAT A ROMANTIC SPOT WE�RE IN.�

Just get out, crawl under the car, tell him it�s the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.

THAT�S A GOOD WAY TO LOSE A MAN.

HE TAKES YOU TO A BASEBALL GAME,
YOU SIT KNEE TO KNEE.
HE SAYS, �THE NEXT MAN UP AT BAT WILL BUNT, YOU�LL SEE.�
DON�T SAY, �OOOH, WHAT�S A BUNT? THIS GAME�S TOO HARD FOR LITTLE ME.�

Just say, �Bunt? Are you nuts?!! With no outs, two men on base, and a left-handed batter coming up, you�ll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in the fifth game of the World Series in 1923.�

THAT�S A SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN.

A SURE SURE SURE SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN,
A SPLENDID WAY TO LOSE A MAN.

JUST THROW YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN HIS FACE,
HE�LL NEVER TRY FOR SECOND BASE.
Ninety-eight ways to go.

THE THIRD WAY TO LOSE A MAN --
THE LIFE-GUARD AT THE BEACH THAT ALL THE GIRLIES ADORE
SWIMS BRAVELY OUT TO SAVE YOU THROUGH THE OCEAN�S ROAR,
DON�T SAY, �OH, THANKS, I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IN JUST ONE SECOND MORE.�

Just push his head under water and yell, �Last one in is a rotten egg� and race him back to shore!

THAT�S A SWELL WAY TO LOSE A MAN.

YOU�VE FOUND YOUR PERFECT MATE AND IT�S BEEN LOVE FROM THE START.
HE WHISPERS, �YOU�RE THE ONE TO WHO I GIVE MY HEART.�
DON�T SAY, �I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DEAR, LET�S NEVER NEVER PART.�

Just say, �I�m afraid you�ve made a grammatical error -- it�s not �To who I give my heart,� it's �To whom I give my heart� -- You see, with the use of the preposition �to,� �who� becomes the indirect object, making the use of �whom� imperative which I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart� --

THAT�S A FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN.

A FINE FINE FINE FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN,
A DANDY WAY TO LOSE A MAN.

JUST BE MORE WELL-INFORMED THAN HE,
YOU�LL NEVER HEAR �O, PROMISE ME.�

JUST SHOW HIM WHERE HIS GRAMMAR ERRS,
THEN MARK YOUR TOWELS �HERS� AND �HERS.�

YES, GIRLS, YOU TOO CAN LOSE YOUR MAN,
IF YOU WILL USE RUTH SHERWOOD�S PLAN:
ONE HUNDRED EASY WAYS TO LOSE A MAN!
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